Draco

I just want to meet him so I can give a hard swift kick to his balls, and maybe – just maybe – that will also kick the retard out of him.

2005 was a pretty awsome year. in january i turned 16(woo! yay!) in febuary nothing cool happend.march cant remember anything cuz it probably sucked. lets skip to summer break lets see went to dmv 3 times faild once vehical didnt qualify the second and passed the third (third times the charm) went to christinas almost every day and smoked pot while playing rummy with christina and raff, stayed up all night and went to mcdonalds at 6 am cuz i was hungry, a friend of mine moved to california,went to ozzfest 2005 and saw lots of boobs bought a shirt and got some free condoms (which were put to use in 2006 but ill talk about that when the time comes), smoked some more with raff and christina and met jason and anna they were a pretty cool couple. jump to school. in august i got lame ass school id and was expected to wear one but never have. september nothing but school. october went to homecomming with friends and smoked after then went to steak and shake. november ate lots of food. december met a sexy, awsome, girl, kaley, who now happens to be my sexy, awsome girlfiend. hopefully 2006 is as good or even better.

i am draco the soon to be ruler of the world with the help of my satanic cat so bow down before my awsome power. i have many pets (4) 2 ferrets (vamp and baby) and 2 cats (sripes AKA greasy and pounce AKA fatty(hes the satanic one)) i also have a mother and father and 2 bothers and 1 sister (im the oldest, 16). i smoke weed and will someday soon drop some acid with kaley and we will have acid sex while “watching” The Wall.

Her name is kaley and i met her this year in school and we are now boyfriend and girlfriend. she like to do hair and wants me to let her straighten mine she also likes cats, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, violent pornography, choking chicks, and sodomy. Once, she made me crash into a shelf when I was pulling into my garage. If you ask her about this, she will deny it. But dont be fooled, it’s true. she also likes to smoke pot (and play dominos), and wants to do acid sometime soon (if that person will ever get it to her). She is also the coolest and sexiest girl ever.